Privet, Mitya! Sluchaj v gorakh otsutstvuet, no dolzhen byt' u Delicyna. Vot tebe sobr. soch. Smirnova. Ya ponimayu, chto vse ehto strashno neadekvatno, no nichego drugogo u menya pochemu-to net. Smirnova zhalko. My s nim byli odnogrupniki godu v 1988-m i mnogo hodili v pokhody. Ochen' razumnye vystupleniya Smirnova imelis' v gestbuke k Yulinoj stat'e pro Shcherbakova v Russkom Zhurnale. Takie dela Misha. From cardinal@whitecloak.org Fri Dec 15 09:00:03 EST 1995 Article: 33919 of soc.culture.russian Newsgroups: soc.culture.russian Path: fas-news.harvard.edu!newspump.wustl.edu!news.ecn.bgu.edu!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!newsfeed .internetmci.com!in2.uu.net!utcsri!info.physics.utoronto.ca!info.physics!cardinal From: cardinal@whitecloak.org (High Cardinal) Subject: Monthly Updated Darkfriends List Message-ID: Nntp-Posting-Host: rainbow.physics.utoronto.ca Sender: news@info.physics.utoronto.ca (System Administrator) Organization: Children of Light Date: Fri, 15 Dec 1995 06:56:44 GMT Lines: 49 Status: RO We, the High Cardinal of Children of Light, herein post the monthly updated Darkfriends list. Each person in this list is a long proven servant of the Dark One, helping him to shatter the Usenet and break the Wheel of Time. If you are talking to them, keep in mind that every your word will be immeditaely reported to Shayol Ghul, and you conversation may end up in places you can't imagine even in your worst nightmares. The best thing for you in this case is to report everything you know about them to Children of the Light, and after some tortu^H^H^H^H^Hquestioning you may yet be able to Enter the Light. 1. Peter Vorobieff, the most vicious of Darkfriends. Serves the Dark One for 43 years, which means that he was corrupted by the Shadow long before he was born. The slayer of 2,500,000 Children of Light. Suspected in ritual murdering of pigs and skunks. 2. Misha Verbitsky, a monster from the unholy land of Ha'vaa'd, whose brain size certainly exceeds one any person Walking In The Light can have. Proven to be able to channel the One Power. Along with his concubine Yulia Fridman, steals christian babies and burns them in sulphuric acid. 3. Yulia Fridman, an Aes Sedai witch, suspected to be involved in sexual relationship with Misha Verbitsky ant teaching him to channel saidin. 4. Dragon@usa.edu, a false Dragon Fly Reborn (every person Walking In The Light should know who is the real one...) 5. Igor Mazin, belongs to the top of the heathen tribe of Purebred Postdocs. 6. Vladimir Smirnov, a madman whose soul was utterly corrupted by "Machine Chin" - The Black Wind (chinook.utoronto.ca) 7. Igor Chudov, suspected in sexual relationships. Also known to travel through the Gateways and breed Peh'rls, Ko'bols and the Paskha'als. Remember that once you disagree with any word of this document, you authomatilcally become a Darkfriend, a minion of the Dark One, and as such will be hunted by the Hand of the Light and sent to the Questionners. Ba'alzamon^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HThe Light illumine you, my children. Signed: Jaichim Carridin, the High Cardinal of the Children of Light. From cardinal@whitecloak.org Mon Jan 22 19:45:08 EST 1996 Article: 94550 of soc.culture.soviet Newsgroups: soc.culture.russian,soc.culture.soviet Path: fas-news.harvard.edu!oitnews.harvard.edu!purdue!lerc.nasa.gov!magnus.acs.ohio-state. edu!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!utcsri! info.physics.utoronto.ca!info.physics!cardinal From: cardinal@whitecloak.org (High Cardinal) Subject: Re: Evangelie ot Marka (razmyshleniya v sugrobe) Message-ID: Nntp-Posting-Host: rainbow.physics.utoronto.ca Sender: news@info.physics.utoronto.ca (System Administrator) Organization: Children of Light In-Reply-To: simon1@bu.edu's message of 21 Jan 1996 01:15:25 GMT Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 07:25:54 GMT References: <4cv7ek$11pe@fidoii.cc.lehigh.edu> <4d3rae$mrh@pith.uoregon.edu> <4dbm59$qhp@news.bu.edu> <4di78k$1ol@pith.uoregon.edu> <4ds43d$arq@news.bu.edu> Followup-To: soc.culture.russian,soc.culture.soviet Lines: 25 Xref: fas-news.harvard.edu soc.culture.russian:38622 soc.culture.soviet:94550 Status: RO simon1@bu.edu (Simcha Streltsov) wrote: > Sam Avraham schital shto Ishmael budet ego naslednikom - > dlya etogo on i vzyal v zheni Hagar - do rogdeniay Itzhaka. > Itzhak, voobsche schital Esava svoim naslednikom pochti > do samoi smerti (Esav bil aktiven takge kak Avraham, a Itzhak > net - i on schital shto eto kriticheskoe svoistvo). > > Ishmael sdelal tshuvu v kontze gizni, a golova Esava pohoronena > v peschere Mahpela v Hevrone - vmeste s Adamom, Havoi, Avraamom, > Saroi, Itzhakom, Rivkoi, Iaakovom, Leei). Translation of the above text fron the Olde Tongue: The Great^H^H^H^H^H Dark Lord considered making Ishamael his first, but Ishamael was killed by Dragon Reborn, and the position was given to Demandred, who was not as strong in wielding the raw One Power as Ishamael, but the most skillful among the Chosen^H^H^H^H^H^H Forsaken - and the Dark One deemed this the critical property. Ishamael made a grave mistake in the end of his life, and now his head is buried in the cave of Shayol Ghul - along with Sammael, Rahvin, Be'lal, Aginor and Balthamel. Jaichim Carridin, The High Cardinal of the Children Of Light. From vladimir@chinook.physics.utoronto.ca Wed Jan 24 01:12:06 EST 1996 Article: 94610 of soc.culture.soviet Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.soviet,soc.culture.ukrainian,talk.politics.sovi et,soc.culture.russian Path: fas-news.harvard.edu!das-news2.harvard.edu!news4.ner.bbnplanet.net!news.ner.bbnplane t.net!howland.reston.ans.net!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!utnut!info.physics.utoronto.ca!info.phy sics!vladimir From: vladimir@chinook.physics.utoronto.ca (Vladimir Smirnov) Subject: Re: Nazis from soc.cultture.russian Message-ID: Nntp-Posting-Host: chinook.physics.utoronto.ca Sender: news@info.physics.utoronto.ca (System Administrator) Organization: Chinook In-Reply-To: iigorodisher@mmm.com's message of Thu, 18 Jan 96 15:01:29 GMT Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 01:55:26 GMT References: <4cnm5p$n6e@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> <4csfb6$ki7@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> Lines: 30 Xref: fas-news.harvard.edu soc.culture.jewish:142318 soc.culture.soviet:94610 soc.culture. ukrainian:24460 talk.politics.soviet:14342 soc.culture.russian:38709 Status: RO iigorodisher@mmm.com (Ilya Gorodisher) wrote: > Do you really think that any evidence presented to Iatskovsky and Co will do > anything? Lemme see: you actually think that there is something out there > that will make "Alex Gregory" look in the mirror, see an antisemite and then > go and write a post for scr proclaiming that much? (Not even if Vizhnuk was > standing behind him). I really don't want "Alex Gregory" to do anything. I just want him exposed. I want the evidence to be presented to all others, not to him. That's it. > He, of the "ancient Russian genus" accused a number of *Jews* of > antisemitism in the same breath calling them "porhatye" and "people without > nationality". Sounds great: "antisemit parxatyj..." "There are two things I hate the most: racists and niggers!" > However, for the benefit of the newer masochistic readers of scr (and the > lucky affected x-posted groups) it might be nice to periodically repost > "the best of" Vilus, Vizhnuk, Iatskovsky etc. Like a FAQ, once a month wil > do. A good idea :-} - Smirnov -- Home page: http://128.100.80.13/vladimir/ DISCLAIMER: My opinion does not represent the opinion of my employer or my Internet provider. Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet Path: fas-news.harvard.edu!das-news2.harvard.edu!casaba.srv.cs.cmu.edu!rochester!udel!gate ch!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.kei.com!nntp.coast.net!torn!utnut!info.physics.utoronto.c a!info.physics!vladimir From: vladimir@chinook.physics.utoronto.ca (Vladimir Smirnov) Subject: Re: Ya lyublyu svoyu loshadku Message-ID: Nntp-Posting-Host: chinook.physics.utoronto.ca Sender: news@info.physics.utoronto.ca (System Administrator) Organization: Chinook In-Reply-To: turetsky@fas.harvard.edu's message of 4 Feb 1996 00:56:54 GMT Date: Sun, 4 Feb 1996 05:10:41 GMT References: <4f108m$fru@decaxp.harvard.edu> Lines: 20 Status: RO turetsky@fas.harvard.edu (James Turetsky) wrote: > Ya lyublyu svoyu loshadku > Pricheshu ei sherstky gladko > grebeshkom proglazhu hvostik > I verhom poedu v gosti. Uronili mishku na pol, Otorvali mishke lapu, Ushi otorvali tozhe, Kislotoj oblili kozhu, Vyrvali kishki i bronxi - Stal on ochen'-ochen' tonkij... Vse ravno ego ne broshu, Potomu chto on XOROSHIJ!!!! - Smirnov -- Home page: http://128.100.80.13/vladimir/ DISCLAIMER: My opinion does not represent the opinion of my employer or my Internet provider.